Unas cuantas pruebas...

Nunca me había dado con esto de llenar cuestionaros hasta hoy... y me dio la fiebre jejejeje.

Nota: Updated*** (#3)

You are 67% Aquarius






You Are An Invisible Ex

You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!






Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!






Your Linguistic Profile:
45% General American English
25% Yankee
20% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern






You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."






You Are 16% Addicted to Myspace

Your Myspace addiction factor is: Very Low

When it comes to Myspace, you don't know what the big deal is. Frankly, you think it's over hyped.






Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.






You Passed 8th Grade Spanish

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!






Your 2005 Song Is

Hung Up by Madonna

"Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you"

You'll be rockin' in the New Year in your croch-o-tard!






The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir

So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.

Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner






What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.






You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!






Your Porn Star Name Is...

Larry Loverod






Your Mood Ring is Magenta

Weird
Creative
Insipired
Thriving






Your Hidden Talent

You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.






You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes






You're a Wild Drunk

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!






You are Ocean Blue

You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded.
You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat.






Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage

You've dated enough to know what you want.
And that's marriage - with the right person.
You're serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!






You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!

You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you

You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil

How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others






Your Penis Name Is...

One Eyed Wonder Weasel






You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.






You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture.
A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.






Your Fortune Is

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.






You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.






You are






Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.






Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!






You Are 45% Addicted to Blogthings

You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent.
So what if you know your personality type by heart?
And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack...
There are people much worse off than you!






Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Ass, gas, or grass - no one rides for free






You are Agnostic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.




You're an Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble






Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ)


You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!






Your IQ Is 80

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average

Your General Knowledge is Average






Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 52%

You have a decent shot at being a multimillionaire. Surprised?
You're confident and a hard worker. Keep it up!






Your Blogging Type is Spontaneous and Shocking

Nothing is off limits for you when it comes to blogging.
In fact, your blogging style is basically "Shock and Awe."
You're competitive - you strive to be an A list blogger.
And with your wild writing style, you just might make it.






You Are Balanced - Believer - Powerless

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma.
You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill.
You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky.
No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt.

You don't feel powerful - you are at the mercy of others.
Believe it or not, you have more power than you realize.
People tend to take advantage of you, but you allow them to.
Stand up for yourself. You'll be surprised what you can achieve.






Your Heart Is Pink

In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.

Your flirting style: Coy

Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park

Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant

What you bring to relationships: Romance






Your Pimp Name Is...

Ribbed Bling






Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!






You Are Teal Green

You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have.






Your Daddy Is George Clinton

What You Call Him: Papi

Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland






You Are Beef

You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak.
And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.






You Are Crimson Red

Down to earth and warm-hearted, you instantly make everyone feel at ease around you.
And while you have an understated passion - you lack the uncontrolled passion of most other reds.
You prefer to sit back and enjoy every situation life has to offer. You put an optimistic spin on everything.
And even when things are going well, you don't get too amped up. You prefer to keep your emotions as steady as possible.






You Will Die at Age 73

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.


WOW todo lo que puede decir una pizza de ti jajajajaajaajaajaajaja.

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30 Comments:

Sunday, July 16, 2006 11:09:00 AM Madam said...

Jajajja yo también salí como "acid". Uf que letal. :)

Sunday, July 16, 2006 11:12:00 AM theblogmachine said...

jajajajja wow que rápido comentaste, lo acabo de publicar. O_o

Sunday, July 16, 2006 11:13:00 AM theblogmachine said...

Madam... Sí, que mal nos va jajjaajaajajajajjajaaja.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:02:00 PM no apta para la humanidad said...

no los voy a hacer todos pero...yo también soy "acid", también salí como Barney y aparentemente me voy a morir a los 67 años...
ok...ahora me acabo de deprimir un poco, jajajajaja

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:36:00 PM Ashar Edith said...

Nene te dio duro la fiebre.
Ahora me gastaste los meme!

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:11:00 PM Gatoqueen said...

Jon cuando salgas a la luz del sol (algun dia) te vas a derretir. Despues andan diciendo que no duermes y estoy por creermelo.

Voy a hacer un par de prubeas esas a ver que me sale. Que pena que no hay una que pueda medir la cuan charro uno es.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:15:00 PM Madam said...

jejejee rajé con velocidad. :)
gatito debes inventarte un charri-cuestionario para tu blog.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:20:00 PM Gatoqueen said...

Weeeepa! Bastantes complicaciones tengo ultimamente en mis guaridas Madam. No puedo meterme en esos inventos ahora.

Voy a hacer el de la canción y espero que me salga la de Yasuri Yamilet...que te saca la gillette

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:29:00 PM Gatoqueen said...

GRRRRRRRRR! Me salió "Don't Phunk With My Hear"t de Black Eyed Peas

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:32:00 PM theblogmachine said...

No apta... yo por lo menos no me quiero morir muy viejo así que estoy cool bujujujujajaaja

Ashar... mucha fiebre!!!

Gatoqueen... no vi uno de cuan charro, pero vi uno de cuan feliz eres, ese es bueno para saber cuan Charrifacio eres jaajjajajajaajaj btw cual es el show si no duermo???

Yasuri Yamilet rulea bien demasiado!!!

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:33:00 PM theblogmachine said...

ajjaajaajaaaajaajaaa Black Eyed Peas? wtf!

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:38:00 PM La Caribeña said...

Oye, deja ver si tengo tiempo para hacerme esos tests. Me tripean el de la personalidad y el de la pizza, JAJAJAJAJA
No sabía que hasta para el lao que uno duerme, hay un test!!!

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:42:00 PM theblogmachine said...

Caribeña... si ya estoy adicto a los tests estos jajaajajaajajaa.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:22:00 PM Ashar Edith said...

Nene vas a seguir!?
Cogete un brake!

jejeje
Me gustó la nota aclaratoria pa' que no te boten de PuertoBlogs. jajaja
Buena técnica de mantenerte arriba. Nos das el post en pedazos.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:26:00 PM ~Blue Angel*~ said...

Aparentemente habia uno por ahi MUCHO mas aburrido que yo. Me lo hubieses dado esto anoche y yo feliz. Ahora me los voy a poner a hacer!

Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:57:00 PM mayitox said...

yo voy a morir de distemper a los 33 años. me voy a hacer un test de CBC a ver que dice de mi.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 4:04:00 PM mayitox said...

chevere! me salió "feel good inc" de gorillaz.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 8:58:00 PM carol said...

a mi me salio meatball pizza (ewwwwwww) y don't phunk with my heart de black eyed peas

Sunday, July 16, 2006 9:56:00 PM Kahlúa Macarena said...

¿no había un test por ahí que dijera "How bored are you?"

ya me imagino la respuesta... "You are 100% bored."

XD

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:11:00 AM theblogmachine said...

Ashar... no estoy pendiente a estar arriba eso se lo dejo a otros que necesitan atención.

Blue... yo estaba medio aburrido aunque tenía cosas que hacer pero esto me hizo el día, btw mala mía por no decírtelo anoche. XD

Mayitox... a los 33 años... que clase de vida buena tienes jajaaajajaaaa.

Carol... jajajajajajaja.

Kahlúa... de seguro si existiera hubiera salido: You are 100% bored!!! lol

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:03:00 AM Kahlúa Macarena said...

se me olvidaba decirte...

(ADVERTENCIA: el próximo comentario está en KAHLUAMACARENA MODE.)

"You passed 8th grade spanish."

now, THAT explains it! jajajajaja...

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whew! ya me lo saqué del sistema... sorry, jonathan... :oP

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:12:00 PM theblogmachine said...

jajajajajajjjaaajajaaajjajajajajajjaj es que no me pude aguantar coger el examen de español de los gringos jajajaaaajajajajajajajaa.

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:51:00 PM morituri said...

¿Muchacho no podías estar más aburrido? Mira que hubieras ido al show de Dávila 666 en Taller Cé o te hubieras puesto a ver los episodios perdidos de Dave Chapelle. O algo. Saludos.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:44:00 PM theblogmachine said...

Morituri... jaajjaajaaaa no estaba aburrido tenia cosas que hacer pero los tests estos me dejaron pegado jajaaaaaaaajaaaajaja son un vicio.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 6:02:00 PM Madam said...

ufff yasuri yamilet, yo también tenía la esperanza... con toda probabilidad me sale algo de las Spice Girls. :)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:42:00 PM Di said...

Wow...that was a ton of quizzes. But hey, now I got something to kill time now. =D

Thursday, July 20, 2006 3:13:00 PM Shery said...

diablo mano.. a la mitad ya no lei un carajo mas... wtb, Im Marijuana... BUAJAJAJA

Thursday, July 20, 2006 8:55:00 PM lil' Tinkerbell ,· ¨ · . . * said...

me muero de la risa... jajaja porn star name, pimp name, YOUR PENIS NAME WTF!!! jajajajaj